ABC's Of Love

She was a fan of the A's Allergic to B's She travelled the C's Had a lovely pair of D's I met her with E's Convinced her to F & then she said G's Stevie I got a head H Looked into her I's Rolled a couple of J's & when we felt oK well we both said what the L Started screamin Mmm mmm mmm Baby I'm a burnin' at both N's I gave her the big O & wound up with herP's Well sometimes you miss your Q & you don't know where you R Don't even know K or R S when you're tainted by the T's & I guess I let her U's all the credit on my Visa Must be seeing W Reminds me of my X & I guess that explains Y I wanna roll over & catch some Zzzzz's Wanna roll over & catch some zzzzz's Wanna roll over & catch some zzzzz's Now I learn my ABC's

But first.....

Take off your shirt & show me what ya got Take off your shirt & shake it right now Take off your shirt & show me what ya got Take off your shirt & shake it right now

Take off your shoes & shake ya little toes Take off your shoes we'll turn them into ice Take off your shoes & slip under the covers Take off your shoes I'll make you feel real nice Take off your shoes I'll make you feel real nice

Don't forget to take out the trash Don't forget to put out the cat Don't forget to defrost the meat Don't forget to put on your cleats & stomp me

Take off your shirt & show me what ya got Take off your shirt & shake it right now Take off your shirt & show me what ya got Take off your shirt & shake it right now

Take off your pants & draw a warm bath Take off your pants & make it real hot Take off your pants & don't forget the bubbles Take off your pants I'm gonna give ya a lot Take off your pants I'm gonna give ya a lot

Don't forget to balance the cheque book Lock the door & keep out all the crooks Don't forget to ??? more than you got court By the way could you pick me up at the airport & lick me

Take off your shirt & show me what ya got Take off your shirt & shake it right now Take off your shirt & show me what ya got Take off your shirt & shake it right now Take off your shirt & shake it right now Take off your shirt & shake it right now

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