
My Boyfriend
My boyfriend, he's so sexy, he takes me all the way to Mexico
He don't care if I dance with other fellas;
He's a gentle bear; he ain't a big gorilla, no
We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer or something finer
You give me any grief, he'll give you a shiner
He's as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all, he ain't no sniveling winer
My boyfriend, he's so sexy, he takes me all the way to Mexico
He don't care if I dance with other fellas;
He's a gentle bear; he ain't a big gorilla, no
He's got a bitchin car & it's really nice
He's my Latin lover; he's got lots of spice
Gonna put me in the movies no matter what the price
we go together like beans & rice
He wears his hair like Jesus Christ
My boyfriend, he's so sexy, he takes me all the way to Mexico
He don't care if I dance with other fellas;
He's a gentle bear; he ain't a big gorilla, no
I've searched the city streets;
Jumped off the World Trade Center, but I landed on my feet
He picks me up at eight & he goes "beep beep beep"
I slide right down the stairs & into his naugahyde seat
He opens up the glove box & hands me some treats:
A wrist corsge & some chocolate sweets-chocolate sweets!
My boyfriend, he's so sexy, he takes me all the way to Mexico
He don't care if I dance with other fellas;
He's a gentle bear; he ain't a big gorilla, no
If I don't want to walk, then we take a cab
He's as courageous as Captain Ahab
Let me tell you folks, he's so fab:
He stuck with me through drug rehab;
He carries my cup to the urine sample lab
My boyfriend, he's so sexy, he takes me all the way to Mexico
He don't care if I dance with other fellas;
He's a gentle bear; he ain't a big gorilla, no
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