Boy Needs A New Head

The boy needs a new head He's always catching cold So he chopped off his old one & bought one more It was as easy as take out or changing his socks The boy got a new head delivered in a box

Tonsils earaches too many colds He saw a new head & said "Hey I'm sold" Wisdom teeth & poor eyesight Bought a new head & now it feels alright

The boy needs a new head He's always catching cold So he chopped off his old one & bought one more It was as easy as take out or changing his socks The boy got a new head delivered in a box

Flu & zits & gingivitus He bought the old head Vitas Gerulaitis Now he's as healthy as a tennis playing stud He bought a new head & he's my bud

The boy needs a new head He's always catching cold So he chopped off his old one & bought one more It was as easy as take out or changing his socks The boy got a new head delivered in a box

Well the old head wheezed & sneezed & rattled So he chopped it off & he fed it to the cattle Wrote an IOU ASAP UPS delivered it to me

The boy needs a new head He's always catching cold So he chopped off his old one & bought one more It was as easy as take out or changing his socks The boy got a new head delivered in a box
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