The Fairies Came

I met a boy in a bar last night; he smiled & I saw his wiggly tooth. I pulled it out, put it under his pillows that night; the fairies came into his room

The fairies came, the fairies came, the fairies came that night The fairies came into his room

Worked on a barge in Ontario; the captain was a slimy f--cking drunk. We hit a reef & it was scary-o; the oil all leaked out and then we sunk

The fairies came, the fairies came, the fairies came that night The fairies came & drove us home

I met a girl on the ferry boat; she had wings & gold dust in her teeth. Then I reached down & felt her magic wand and I realised that he was just like me
That fairy came, that fairy came, that fairy came that night That fairy came to be my best friend Carl

Walked on a bridge. Walked on a bridge. Oh where's my bridge? I got a job at a fast food joint; I sold Coke & straws by the pound. My fairy godmother laughed at me & she kicked my sorry ass right out of town

She kicked my ass, she kicked my ass, she kicked my sorry ass She kicked my sorry ass right out of town
I met a boy in a bar last night; he smiled & I saw his wiggly tooth. I pulled it out, put it under his pillows that night; the fairies came into his room

The fairies came, the fairies came, the fairies came that night The fairies came into his room

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