
Flowers Are So Pretty
Flowers are so pretty
When you feel self pity
Send me some to Cleveland today
Skies here are so gloomy
My room just isn't roomy
I wish that you would come out here & play
& the ants on my nightstand
Dance for the crumbs
From my drunken cookie spree
& I don't know if those doctors
Can ever repair those ligaments in my knee
Flowers are so pretty
When you feel so shitty
Send me some to Cleveland today
I believe if you were here with me
That the television wouldn't flicker so disturbingly
I got 38 channels from which to pick
But they're all filled with tepid shit
Remote control sits on my lap
I give my face a nice cold slap
How I wish that you would come out here
& take me back
Flowers are so pretty
When you feel self pity
Send me some to Cleveland today
Skies here are so trashy
My room just isn't flashy
I wish that you would come out here & play
& the maids never knock
Before they enter my room
Screaming housekeeping
& I don't know if these pills
have killed the pain inside my aching knees
Flowers are so pretty
When you feel self pity
Send me some to Cleveland today
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