Football Tonite (WTOP)

Sweep up the kitchen, hurry & do the dishes Bring me a beer, mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen-could you turn out the godamn lights? Fetch me the remote control, we got Football tonite

Did I tell you last week when you cooked for me That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy? Them carrots that you cooked weren't boiled enough Now when you gonna do something right? Get off your duff!

Well they told me last week at work that my shirts they weren't ironed that well Well they told me last week at work  that my shirts They really weren't ironed that well You say, "Oh well"

Been telling all your friends that I drink too much Whiskey in the morning, well it ain't no crutch Never have time to take a big shit man You're always listening to that dang Slim Whitman Run around the house with your shower cap on Curlers in your hair & your toenails long Chunky Bar breath & your "enquiring" mind When I see you in the morning looking like pork rind You snivel to your momma & you say you can't cope: Well this ain't "30 something" & you ain't Hope

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© Steve Poltz