Gold's Gym Guy

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym Guy? I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July Baby can't you see I got tears in my eyes? Why are you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks; I collapsed a lung just taking off my socks I'm holed up in my closet & I'm petting my fox She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym Guy? I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July Baby can't you see I got tears in my eyes? Why are you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

He's got a big truck & It's bigger than my dump; It's bigger than the bank account of Donald Trump; It's bigger than the feeling I got in my rump; He's got as many brains as a gasoline pump

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym Guy? I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July Baby can't you see I got tears in my eyes? Why are you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

He shaves his legs & so I asked him if he was bi; He grabbed me round the throat & said, " Prepare to die" Everybody says that I'm a nicer guy But he's like malathion, I'm a simple Med fly

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym Guy? I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July Baby can't you see I got tears in my eyes? Why are you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

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