Pile On the Hangover

Pile on the hangover, just give it to me at once let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one-two punch I know I was an ass & I drank too much my life's a damn disgrace, I can't even stand in the morning to look at my peaked face

The toilet bowl is my best friend, it's got handles on the side sees my face more than my rear end, that's a fact I cannot hide Circle-K burritos won't keep that liquor down guess I'll save my money & buy another round

Pile on the hangover, just give it to me at once let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one-two punch I know I was an ass & I drank too much my life's a damn disgrace, I can't even stand in the morning to look at my peaked face

I darnk so much, I thought it was God,  it barely touched my teeth I pissed so much my sword was hardly ever in it's sheath I look at girls they look at me & then they turn away I order up another shot and then you'll hear me say:

Pile on the hangover, just give it to me at once let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one-two punch I know I was an ass & I drank too much my life's a damn disgrace, I can't even stand in the morning to look at my peaked face

Betty Ford won't talk to me, she says my life's a waste in the morning I'd agree with her, but my mouth is full of paste I turned to God, he laughed at me & said "Hell's too good for you" Since I got a special place, I think I'll have another brew

Pile on the hangover, just give it to me at once let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one-two punch I know I was an ass & I drank too much my life's a damn disgrace, I can't even stand in the morning to look at my peaked face

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