Hawaiian Songs

Hawaiian songs That don't sound hawaiian Man it's so hot Down here that I'm frying I'd do eggs on the sidewalk It's a hundred in the shade Sippin' on a soda Man you guys got it made

Elvis in Hawaii with GI Joe Tourists in grass skirts Dancing by the ocean Home shopping network In the neon glow Umbrella's in my drink While you're rubbing in the lotion

Hawaiian songs that don't sound hawaiian & lonely young girls In their rooms left crying Forgotten birthdays & mislaid plans Dear John letters & neon tans

Faded old postcards From far away places Ice box winners With ten feet of snow Smoky old bar rooms & the hollowed faces I'd rather be where the Balm & breezes blow
Hawaiian songs That don't sound hawaiian The only thing certain The taxes ain't dyin' Overseas phone calls & mislaid plans Dear John letters & neon tans
Now we got vodka from Russia & Iowa corn Nagasaki sushi & cigars from Cuba Computer romance & internet porn I dream of beaches With long boards & scuba

Hawaiian songs That don't sound hawaiian Man it's so cold Up here that I'm crying Don't put your tongue on a flag pole You might rip off the skin I'm drinking bargain price vodka & eating hot dogs from a tin

Hawaiian songs That don't sound hawaiian

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