Hitchiker Joe

Don't pick up Hitchiker Joe He'll slit your throat & cut off your big toe I'll tell you He'll make you smile from ear to ear And lock you in a trunk for 99 years

I had a cousin who came from Vermont Next thing I know that cousin was gone Truck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker Joe Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

Don't pick up Hitchiker Joe He'll slit your throat & cut off your big toe I'll tell you He'll make you smile from ear to ear And lock you in a trunk for 99 years

My best friend Eddie called from LA Said we'd have dinner later that day I've got a feeling & it's more than a hunch My poor friend Eddie was that hitchiker's lunch

Don't pick up Hitchiker Joe He'll slit your throat & cut off your big toe I'll tell you He'll make you smile from ear to ear And lock you in a trunk for 99 years

Hitchiker Joe ain't no vegetarian If you see him on the highway steer clear of him He got a knife in his sock & a razor up his sleeve And a chainsaw in his pack & he's gonna make you bleed

Don't pick up Hitchiker Joe He'll slit your throat & cut off your big toe I'll tell you He'll make you smile from ear to ear And lock you in a trunk for 99 years
My girlfriend Lois called from Tallahassee She picked up that dude at the Spam factory That was the last time that I saw her smile My best advice is don't eat Spam for a while

Don't pick up Hitchiker Joe He'll slit your throat & cut off your big toe I'll tell you He'll make you smile from ear to ear And lock you in a trunk for 99 years

Don't pick up Hitchiker Joe He'll slit your throat & cut off your big toe I'll tell you He'll make you smile from ear to ear And lock you in a trunk for 99 years
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