I Hate fucking Christmas Sung by the Rugburns at the Troubadour 95

I hate fucking Christmas Seems like it's one big have to do Seems like everybody That you meet on the street Has been singing hallefuckinglujah Well the mistletoe on the ceiling Really makes me wanna do ya

On Christmas it's so hard to buy cocaine Now it seems that I can't get out of bed All those dickheads in their white shirts On my TV saying please don't drink & drive Well that's pretty good advice Cause you just might spill your drink

Christmas is the time for stealing presents Out from underneath your neighbours tree Looks like little Johnny just won't get his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Well I better wear a rubber Cause that turtle might be fertile

Today I think I'll screw my brothers girlfriend All he ever does is go to work When he goes downtown to buy the Dead bird who's the fucking turkey I hate Fucking Christmas

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© Steve Poltz