I Want To Learn About Love

My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the womans bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me & said, "Eek! A boy! Get out before I call Queer Nation!" But the police did arrive & they said, " What's with this guy? He's been watching these woman pee, doing a study like he's Doctor Leakey just to learn about love"

But I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Can you show me today

Well I walked into the adult book store & my heart was beating louder than the drums at the tip of Zimbabwe They never taught me nothing 'bout this in Catholic school; they only said if I was bad, I would incur the wrath of Mister Yahweh But the bodies were uncurled & they screamed & moaned & hurled & the boys dressed as girls, & the women got splashed with pearls

And they said it was love But I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Can you show me today

Well I cruised the red light zone, but I still felt all alone And I turned a nasty trick & I drank till I got sick I'm sick; I'm so sick; I'm so.......sick Well I watched Oprah the other day; there were some mothers on the show who decided to screw their daughter's boyfriends
The daughters were mad & the boyfriends were glad because they got an education by burning the candle at both ends Oprah's dress was canary yellow & I think that she fancied that fellow & the crotch in his corduroys bulged & the truth it was soon divulged when they taught us bout love

But I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Can you show me Would you show me Will you show me today
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© Steve Poltz