Rub Somebody The Right Way

I knew a man who came down from Kentucky Everyone would whisper "Boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every Sunday & have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed somebody the right way

All I'm asking for you to do is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day & rub somebody the right way

I knew a woman who could act like a girl She held the secret for peace in this world She'd stand on a porch with a baton she'd twirl Singing "Rub somebody the right way"

All I'm asking for you to do is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day & rub somebody the right way

Now I know there's times you're frustrated & low You'd like a shotgun to shoot down your foe You swam with your sorrows, but both of you drowned So tighten your seatbelt & wipe off that frown

All I'm asking for you to do is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day & rub somebody the right way

Time passes quick you know how it goes You could open your arms you could turn up your nose You'll have much more fun if you make peace with your foes And rub somebody the right way

All I'm asking for you to do is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day & rub somebody the right way
All I'm asking for you to do is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day & rub somebody the right way Got to rub somebody the right way

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