Single Life

There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the playboys Did you see Miss March? God she looks so young

This single life it sure is fun

We could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn Hear my favourite band play the latest Michael Jackson Song about a boy with a nice bike

This single life it sure is fun

We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser Talk about the barmaid; "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off If you drive a camaro..." Life just seems better

This single life it sure is fun

Well I am still a young man; It's really  pretty cool My friends they're old & married: what a bunch of stupid fools

We'll meet some chicks at the bar & collect all our pennies Stumble to our cars & we'll drive real fast to Denny's I'll put my hand up her skirt; we'll eat a couple of grand slams

This single life it sure is fun

In the morning when you wake up, there's a dental hygienist Lying in your bed, she really thinks you're a dentist You said you'd give her a job & you'd take her to see Snoop Doggy Dog's Gun collection

This single life it sure is fun

There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A bottle of aspirin on the table by the playboys Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old

This single life it sure is fun

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