Spiderboy

Climbing up your wall Hoping I don't fall Looking for a bite In the middle of the night & if it's late you'll say "Come back another day" Spinning up your web In the place you call your bed

Cause your spiderboy is here Looking for a cheer Stumbling down the hall On bad bad bad alcohol Your spiderboy could talk But he could barely walk Whiskey on his breath Always cheating death Death death Spiderboy Spiderboy oh yeah Spiderboy

 Climbing up your wall Hoping I don't fall Looking for a bite In the middle of the night & if it's late you'll say "Come back another day" Spinning up your web In the place you call your bed

 Cause your spiderboy is here Looking for a cheer Stumbling down the hall On bad bad bad alcohol Your spiderboy could talk But he could barely walk Whiskey on his breath Always cheating death Death death Spiderboy Spiderboy oh yeah Spiderboy

 You could call the spidercops & they'll come with spidermops & little spidercuffs & spiderdog's going ruff ruff ruff But give me one more chance For the web inside your pants I promise I'll be good Like a spider only could

 Cause your spiderboy is here Looking for a cheer Stumbling down the hall On bad bad bad alcohol Your spiderboy could talk But he could barely walk Whiskey on his breath Always cheating death Death death Spiderboy Oh yeah Spiderboy Alright Spiderboy Oh yeah
Spiderboy who stole your eggs Spiderboy spindly legs

 We could drive your spidercar Really really far We'll drink some spiderwine & on insects we would dine We'll both get really old Until we're filled with mold & on the spidernews at eleven They'll say we went to spiderheaven

 Cause your spiderboy is here Looking for a cheer Stumbling down the hall On bad bad bad alcohol Your spiderboy could talk But he could barely walk Whiskey on his breath Always cheating death Death death Spiderboy Oh yeah Spiderboy Oh yes Spiderboy Oh yeah Spiderboy Ok Spiderboy Yeah yeah

 Climbing up your wall Hoping I don't fall

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© Steve Poltz