Star Wars Song

No matter where you run no matter where you hide You can never understand the power of the Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi bought a flowbee for his hair He thought it worked much better than a bottle of cheap nair

Han Solo may have danced but he never got into Princess Leia's pants Cause she was too busy being such a talker And making out with her brother Luke Skywalker

Go Chewy go Go Chewy go Go Chewy go

You may out run a cop who's got a gun that's filled with radar But you can't out run the forces of our evil friend Darth Vader R2 D2 & C3PO were having cybersex When you throw an Ewok in it gets a bit complex

Han Solo may have danced but he never got into Princess Leia's pants Cause she was too busy being such a talker And making out with her brother Luke Skywalker

Go Chewy go Go Chewy go Go Chewy go

Yoda will you please come save us Yoda that which is the force It's truly within your hands Although I could be wrong You light saber using sister kissing freak

You may think that George Lucas was a dufus with the dream But the archetypal myths he used were never what they seem So go ahead & flip me off or yell until you're hoarse But don't ever underestimate the power of the force

Darth Vader may have danced but he never got into Princess Leia's pants Cause he was too busy being such a talker And making out with his son Luke Skywalker

Go Chewy go Go Chewy go Go Chewy go

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