G                                   C 
There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it 
   G                                    D 
A stale glass of beer on the table by the playboys 
      C                                                          G         C   G   C   G 
Did you see Miss March? God she looks so young 
       D            C              G 
This single life     it sure is fun 

We could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn 
Hear my favourite band play the latest Debbie Gibson 
Song about a boy with a really nice bike 
This single life it sure is fun 

We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser 
& talk about the barmaid, "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off 
If you drive a Camaro." Life just seems better 
This single life it sure is fun 

We can talk to secretaries who talk about their bosses 
I'll talk about my car & forget about my losses 
We'll talk about the latest episode of Geraldo 
This single life it sure is fun 

        D             F                     D                F 
Well I am still a young man It's really pretty cool 
      D                        F                      C                     D 
My friends are old & married; what a bunch of stupid fools 

Solo verse 

We'll meet some chicks in the bar & collect all our pennies 
We'll stumble to our cars & we'll drive real fast to Dennies 
I'll put my hand up her skirt, we'll eat a couple of grand slams 
This single life it sure is fun 

Well in the morning when you wake up there's a dental hygienist 
Lying in your bed, she really thinks you're a dentist 
You said you'd give her a job & take her to see Tiffany 
This single life it sure is fun 

Well there's a cold piece of pizza on the table if you want it 
A bottle of aspirin on the table by the playboys 
Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old 
This single life it sure is fun