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There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
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A stale glass of beer on the table by the playboys
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Did you see Miss March? God she looks so young
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This single life it sure is fun
We could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn
Hear my favourite band play the latest Debbie Gibson
Song about a boy with a really nice bike
This single life it sure is fun
We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser
& talk about the barmaid, "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off
If you drive a Camaro." Life just seems better
This single life it sure is fun
We can talk to secretaries who talk about their bosses
I'll talk about my car & forget about my losses
We'll talk about the latest episode of Geraldo
This single life it sure is fun
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Well I am still a young man It's really pretty cool
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My friends are old & married; what a bunch of stupid fools
Solo verse
We'll meet some chicks in the bar & collect all our pennies
We'll stumble to our cars & we'll drive real fast to Dennies
I'll put my hand up her skirt, we'll eat a couple of grand slams
This single life it sure is fun
Well in the morning when you wake up there's a dental hygienist
Lying in your bed, she really thinks you're a dentist
You said you'd give her a job & take her to see Tiffany
This single life it sure is fun
Well there's a cold piece of pizza on the table if you want it
A bottle of aspirin on the table by the playboys
Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old
This single life it sure is fun |