Capo 2
A G A
E|-2-5-2-0--------|-------------| E|-2--|
B|---------1-0----|-----2-----2-| B|-2/3|
G|-------------2-0|-----0-----2-| G|-2--|
D|----------------|---0-----2---| x 2 D* = D|-0--|
A|-0--------------|-------0-----| A|----|
E|----------------|-3-----------| E|----|
A
G
A
I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car
A
G
A
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I can travel really far
A
G
A
I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume
A
G
A
Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day
A
G
A
I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice
A
G
On my body I can wear some clothes but with my voice I have
A
no choice
G
A
D
D*
Feed me peas & feed me corn & feed me wild oats
G
A
D
D*
Let's move to the hills together & raise some chicken & goats
G
A
D
D*
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers
G
A
D
We'll forget our differences & live like a couple tree huggers
A
G
A
The earth is so polluted I can never walk barefoot ouch
A
G
On earth day I was going to plant some trees but I planted my
A
ass on the couch
A
G
A
I try to eat what's good for me but I like captain crunch
A
G
A
& an extra large snickers bar & a glass of hawaiian punch
A
G
I was going to join an ad hoc commitee but I don't know what
A
ad hoc means
A
G
A
I think it's a special kind of rock for stonewashed denim jeans
G
A
D
D*
Feed me peas & feed me corn & feed me wild oats
G
A
D
D*
Let's move to the hills together & raise some chicken & goats
G
A
D
D*
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers
G
A
D
D
We'll forget our differences & live like a couple tree huggers
A
G
A
I went to a special school for kids whose parents were catholic
A
G
On hot dog day we could eat what we wanted I always ate four
A
& got sick
A
G
A
Once I kissed a girl behind the convent & I got really flustered
A
G
A
I'll never forget the way she smelled she tasted just like mustard
A
G
A
Now every time I go to the market & I reach for the mustard row
A
G
A
I have to hurry up & leave or my crotch begins to grow
G
A
D
D*
Feed me peas & feed me corn & feed me wild oats
G
A
D
D*
Let's move to the hills together & raise some chicken & goats
G
A
D
D*
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers
G
A
D
We'll forget our differences & live like a couple tree huggers
A
G
As a child I was pretty sick I could make my arm come out of the
A
socket
A
G
A
I used to like a girl scout once she put her hand inside my pocket
A
G
A
I used to go to church alot I was an alter boy
A
G
A
I got to ring the bells at communion time it gave me special joy
A
G
A
I don't know what I believe in now I'm filled with foggy guilt
A
G
I'm too scared not to believe in god I never touch myself under
A
the quilt
G
A
D
D*
Feed me peas & feed me corn & feed me wild oats
G
A
D
D*
Let's move to the hills together & raise some chicken & goats
G
A
D
D*
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers
G
A
D
Dus2 D
Everyday'll be hot dog day & we'll live like a couple tree huggers |
