G           D                 C 
May your dad rest well down in hell tonight 
           G            D                C                             G           C G C G 
I never liked him much but he gave me a bite of his hotdog 
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When we went golfing down in San Clemente 
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With Richard Nixon 
               D                                   C 
But I was bored so I prayed to the lord 
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Ha! Give me a war 
                    D                      C 
Cause I'm so bored & I want more 
                                 G C G C G 
& a real fuckin' war 

             G                D             C               G 
Well I'm bored with Iran & I'm bored with Iraq 
        G           D                    C      G 
With Eygpt & Israel & Yasir     Arafat 
      G                    D                    C             G 
The Falklands was cool but it was too damn short 
  G        D                       C 
I want a real war 'cause I built a bitchin' fort 

May your sister rest well in her bed tonight 
I never liked her much but she made me feel good last Christmas 
In your mom's station wagon behind the Seven Eleven 
She was just fourteen 
But I was so bored so I prayed to the lord 
Ha! give me a war 
'Cause I'm so bored & I want more 
& a real fuckin' war 

Well I'm bored with the Contras & Colonel Qadhaffi 
The Ayatollah's dead but he made me some coffee 
With my rifle in my arms I feel lke E.F Hutton 
I want to be the one who gets to push the final button 

May your uncle rest well in his cell tonight 
I never liked him much but he took me down to Ti-a-juana 
We drank some slammers & watched your mom dance 
At the Bambi Club 
But I was so bored so I prayed to the lord 
Ha! give me a war 
'Cause I'm so bored & I want more 
& a real fuckin war