I Hate Fucking Christmas
By Steve Poltz

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  Dashing through the snow
 
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I   hate fucking Christmas 
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Seems like it's one big have to do 
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Seems like everybody that you meet on the street 
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Has been singing hallefuckinglujah 
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Well the mistletoe on the ceiling really makes me wanna do ya

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On Christmas it's so hard to find cocaine 
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Now it seems that I can't get out of bed 

All those dickheads in their white shirts 
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On my TV saying please don't drink & drive 
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Well that's pretty good advice cause you just might spill your drink

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Christmas is the time for stealing presents 
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Out from underneath your neighbours tree 

Looks like little Johnny Just won't get his 
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 
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Well I better wear a rubber cause that turtle might be fertile

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Today I think I'll screw my brothers girlfriend 
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All he ever does is go to work 

When he goes downtown to buy the 
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Dead bird who's the fucking turkey

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I   hate fucking Christmas

 
Transcribed by Ola Svärdh
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