A                  G A                                  G      A 
Houses of the holy was an album by Led Zepplin 
  A                G     A                 GE 
I bought it on eight track not on CD 
E                       E   G                                       D 
Fades out in the middle the way an eight track's s'posed to 
D                                  A 
The way an eight tracks s'posed to 

I got the number thirteen tattooed on my bicep 
The thirteenth letter of the alphabet is the letter M 
Stands for marijuana the way that it oughta 
The way a letter oughta 

The Electric Kool Aid Test is a novel by Tom Wolfe 
It's about taking LSD & driving cross the country 
Driving in a school bus a schoolbus on LSD 
The way an education's oughta to be 

I wanna drive a schoolbus over to the Brady's 
& pick up Alice & then we'll bake some brownies 
& then I'll grab Marsha & play with her Ouija board 
& talk to Mister Brady 

Houses of the Holy was a really bitchin' album 
Bonzo kicks ass on it then he chokes on his vomit 
The way a rock star's s'posed to die, the way a rock star's s'posed to die 
The way a rock star's s'posed to die 

I wanna die wasted in a room with Eddie Vedder 
We can both die together but he'll go first 
Yeah Eddie'll go first 'cause he's more famous 
More famous than the Rugburns 

When you buy our coffins put eight tracks in em 
Playing Houses of the Holy 'cause it's a really bitchin album 
Remember when I told you, remember how it fades out 
Remember when I told you